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This is (you guessed it) 12th in a series of sesquipedalian literature use!  Today:  a cartoon featuring Bugs Bunny and the Awien Invaderz.  :D

Bugs Bunny and the Awien Invaderz

BUGS BUNNY:  Who made this profound howocaust-wike mess in my house?

DAFFY DUCK:  I danno Bugs.  But I saw a note left bah whoevah did it!

BUGS BUNNY:  Where?

DAFFY DUCK:  It’s lahyin mahnifestly bah the cawch!

BUGS BUNNY [reading]:  Hewwo, we are the bewwigiwent, bewwicose, and nihiwistic Awien Invaderz of Planet Maws.  We have come to take over the world!  We have one eye, one mouth, one nose, only a face, and can transmogwify and metamorphosize into—

DAFFY DUCK:  Oh no!  We ah in a prodigious predicamant!

ALIEN INVADER #1:  Hullo there, are you attempting to search for the Alien Invaderz?

DAFFY DUCK:  Yes we ah!  Do you hahppen to hahve any ahdea?

ALIEN INVADER #2:  Yes we do!  Oh my, I think he has a long tail—

ALIEN INVADER #1:  Shut up you obsequious toady!  He is my lionizing emissary and scribe, who you might think is a bit—

BUGS BUNNY:  Well what about the Awien Invaderz?

ALIEN INVADER #2:  He has long ears that flop about—

ALIEN INVADER #1:  I told you not to speak up, you desultory, fawning, loquacious contretemps!

ALIEN INVADER #2: —big eyes, a gray body with a white stomach, an idee fixe for poor jokes,—

ALIEN INVADER #1:  What did I tell you, you narcissistic, supercilious little neophyte!  Shut up!

ALIEN INVADER #2:  And he’s staring at us right now!

ALIEN INVADER #1:  That’s right!  Mirabile dictu, we’ve caught him!  Well, you young patronizing, truculent, pugnacious villain, you rascal!

BUGS BUNNY:  But we’re not the Awien Invaderz!  In fact, I think you aww awe Awien—

ALIEN INVADER #1:  What a contretemps.  Let’s—

BUGS BUNNY:  —Invaderz!  Come on Daffy Duck!  They awe the Awien Invaderz!

[A brief fight ensues, in which Bugs uses a net to cover the Alien Invaderz.]

DAFFY DUCK:  Yah ahwle are jest big cahntretemps!

BUGS BUNNY:  You wefwactowy, intwactable, pwolix, nihiwistic nonentities!

ALIEN INVADER #1 [transmogrifying into a ball of fire]:  There, you superfluously circumspect ruffians!  You Alien Invaderz!

[Alien Invader #1 burns the net and rushes into Bugs Bunny's face.]  Hah!  Take that, perfidious villain!  Take that, you insipid, demented, obdurate kleptomaniac!  [Alien Invader #1 rushes at Daffy Duck.]  That that, you meddlesome, solicitous, opulent busybody!   You nonprolific, disingenuous, surfeitly dull, intransigent avian animal!  You—

ALIEN INVADER #2 [with an air of magnanimosity and omnipotence, intervening in the acrimonious, acerbic, incisive diatribe]I think that we ought to get out of here, sotto voce and circumspectly, and transmogrify—

[At this point, BUGS sneaks out of the room with something hidden.]

ALIEN INVADER #1:  Shut up, you lionizing and obstreperous freak!  Sycophantic and parasitical nobody!

[At this point, DAFFY DUCK creeps out from behind them and tip-toes, sotto voce, away.]

ALIEN INVADER #2:  Sorry, you magnanimous, omniscient, perspicacious, sagacious—

ALIEN INVADER #1:  SHUT UP, you banal and hackneyed bigot!  Now where did those two ruffians go—

[ALIEN INVADER #1 is interrupted by a cacophonous BANG sound.  Turning around, he sees that the house has caught on fire.  He desperately changes to water form, but cannot change in time to avoid being evaporated.  ALIEN INVADER #2, meanwhile, stares in horror and tries to escape, just to be blocked forever by a falling piece of charred wood.]

DAFFY DUCK:  Wah did yah haffe to bahmb your own hahouse?

BUGS BUNNY:  I can always get a new house wayter.  Meanwhile, wet those two Awien Invaderz be gone for good!

[Fade out.  PORKY PIG's voice from somewhere says, "Th-th-th-that's all, folks!"]

NOTE:  THIS MESSAGE WILL APPEAR ALONG WITH ALL NEWS BRIEFS.

What are News Briefs? News Briefs are posts on theavidreader.edublogs.org in which a few news updates are highlighted, then I express my opinion over them.

When will News Briefs appear? News Briefs will appear when I feel like writing them–usually a substitute for Word Within the Word’s less appealing topics.  When exactly? Every month or so.

Why do News Briefs help?  News Briefs are basically a place where you can debate about what is going on, that may be forgotten a few years later.

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Recent News:

The United States places 11th in the world in terms of best country. Hmm.  Wasn’t America not in the top 10 last year?

There is debate on whether to build the mosque at Ground Zero. This is a subject that has caused acerbic and incisive ( ) words to emerge.  I think that the mosque should be installed in another place, not near the Ground Zero memorial site.

Well, this will be the eleventh in a series of sesquipedalian literature use.  Today:  a news strip!

Two verbose news reporters working for Sesquipedalian News Broadcast (SNB Co.) are doing a news strip.

B. ROD CAST:  Good morning, Sesquipedalian News Broadcast fans and audience!  Sesquipedalian News Broadcast features the most recent news with flamboyant state-of-the-art descriptions!  Why abase yourself by listening to another soporific show, when the magnanimous Sesquipedalian News Broadcast is right here on Channel 6?  Are you tired of listening to the droning and mundane stations, which talk about down-to-earth events that you know about?  Well, you’ve chosen the right station!  Sesquipedalian News Broadcast exculpates you from the acerbic, incisive comments of your antagonistic peers!  Your once deprecating and supercilious peers will now lionize you for your correct decision!

REPRON ORT (commonly referred to as REP):  That’s a flawless description, Rod.  Now, with our news.

B. ROD CAST:  Police have responded to a desperate phone call on I-625 Beltway.  There was a supreme car accident just a few feet ahead of Exit 55 involving 14 cars and a tractor-trailer.  Hospital workers say that there were none dead, but 23 wounded.  Police say the accident was caused by a deviant 80-year-old author who at the time was texting a prolix, sententious anecdote to his obsequious emissary.  It can be deduced that the anecdote was part of a thanatopsis, which was to be the man’s magnum opus.  Furthermore, police say that the man was moribund and maladroit.  But now the question is, Why did the man drive if he knew he would die soon?  Sesquipedalian News Broadcast reporter Prolix Gramme has more.  Pro?

PROLIX GRAMME (commonly referred to as PRO):  Good morning, fellow Sesquipedalian News Broadcast fans and audience!  Right now, I’m at Exit 55 on I-625 Beltway, and behind me is the devastating holocaust that has taken place just a few minutes ago.  As Rod said, the man who caused this consternation was a deviant octagenarian who was preparing to text part of his magnum opus to his lionizing emissary.  Police have just found out that the man had a spurious driver’s license, which they have captured, as well as 6 bottles of analgesics.  The man had been involved in countless other accidents, including an earlier accident at Exit 59 on the same  highway.  Police believe, almost fanatically, that the man was simply driving for amusement and did not visualize such an accident.  The man, who intractably would not reveal his name even though the police remonstrated him, said only that his car had rammed into another sideways, which spun around and caused a massive accident.  He would not renounce his habit for the analgesics, and his pugnacious and belligerent tone was enough to put him in handcuffs.  Prolix Gramme, Sesquipedalian News.

REPRON ORT:  True, it was a massive holocaust, but needless to say the police stopped the malfeasance of the malignant old man by putting him in jail for a year.

B. ROD CAST:  And now, to divert our attention from such gruesome and monstrous nightmares, let us turn to a more fortunate piece of news:  that the medical analgesic Tranquiliziem has just been approved to go on the market!  Medical researchers have been animated for years, expecting the drug to do very well and possibly help 500,000 potential patients overcome their qualm for pain.  Sesquipedalian News Broadcast’s medical researcher, Sara Peutic, has more on the subject.  Sara?

SARA PEUTIC:  Many famous medical researchers have been lionizing the medical anesthetic Tranquiliziem for months, treating it like a sacrosanct object, and now, finally, their dream has come true!  The developer of Tranquiliziem, Sal U. Tary, stated that the potential number of patients could reach over 500,000 in just 3 years.  Tary said she proposed for the price to be $4.95, bountiful even for a miser when considering the omnibus contributions.  When questioned on the potential risks on health, Tary was more equivocal, shrugging it off.  When requested more, Tary refused to state anything but the fact that health risks were few.  Overall, Tranquiliziem is a promising magnum opus by Tary, and is expected to be prolific and ubiquitous in only 6 months.  Sara Peutic, Sesquipedalian News.

REPRON ORT:  We are all fervently hoping for the dissemination of this beneficial analgesic, and are very sure that the painkiller will sell at lightning speed.

B. ROD CAST:  Thank you, Sesquipedalian News Broadcast fans and audience!  At this moment, we’d like to take a break.  Up next:  the daily weather report!  It’s not going to be too rainy, just foggy with a slight chance of drizzle.  Plus:  a biologist announces his findings on chimpanzee behavior!  Join us after this break.

It’s been a REALLY long time since I’ve written on my blog.  Sorry–I’m too busy doing math and preparing for high school.  This passage is about a bete noire, which describes something really ANNOYING.  I believe this is the tenth in a series of sesquipedalian literature use.

THE WEAKNESS OF COMPUTERS

[Scene: A high-school student named JUSTIN is typing away on a computer.]

JUSTIN [clicking on link]:  Ahh, yes.  Just the link I needed for my project!

COMPUTER POP-UP:  Hello, you are the 1000th visitor to this site!  Click on the link below to claim your prize!  The opportunity will be gone in just 30 seconds!

JUSTIN [trying to find the cancel button]:  Oh dear.  Not one of those perfidious, obsequious, toady advertisements.

COMPUTER POP-UP:  Hello, you are the 1000th visitor to this site!  Click on the link below to claim your prize!  The opportunity will be gone in just 27 seconds!

JUSTIN [trying to open a new window]:  Please stop it, you loquacious, cacophonous…

COMPUTER POP-UP:  Hello, you are the 1000th visitor to this site!  Click on the link below to claim your prize!  The opportunity will be gone in just 24 seconds!

JUSTIN [voice rising to a forte]:  Gosh, you circumlocating dissonance!  Please, let those 24 seconds be over!  Let your inherent obloquys be over soon!

COMPUTER POP-UP:  Hello, you are the 1000th visitor to this site!  Click on the link below to claim your prize!  The opportunity will be gone in just 21 seconds!

JUSTIN [voice rising to a fortissimo]:  Can you please just stop your malefic and discursive talk!  Let this internecine holocaust be over!

COMPUTER POP-UP:  Hello, you are the 1000th visitor to this site!  Click on the link below to claim your prize!  The opportunity will be gone in just 18 seconds!

JUSTIN [standing up]:  Please, stop being so intractable and let this malediction terminate already!  I’m remonstrating you, for goodness sake, stop this tautology!

COMPUTER POP-UP:  Hello, you are the 1000th visitor to this site!  Click on the link below to claim your prize!  The opportunity will be gone in just 12 seconds!

JUSTIN [with an incisive tone and in the middle of his diatribe]:  How I abhor such insipid advertisements!  Please, commiserate with me and end this antagonistic…

COMPUTER POP-UP:  Hello, you are the 1000th visitor to this site!  Click on the  link below to claim your prize!  The opportunity will be gone in just 6 seconds!

JUSTIN [ending his diatribe]:  Ahh, only six seconds left.  Instead of bothering with this exasperating, beleaguering ad I might as well think of how to write my paper.

COMPUTER POP-UP:  Hello, you are the 1001st visitor to this site!  Your prize has just expired, but you can click on the link below to retrieve it!

JUSTIN [faintly]:  How I’m agitated by this indefatigable advertisement!

COMPUTER POP-UP:  Hello, you are the 1001st visitor to this site!  Your prize has just expired, but you can click on the link below to retrieve it!

[At this point, Justin leaves his computer and, with his head in his hands, walks out of the room.]

I find it hard to believe that 2010 has finally come.  The years passon, by and by, and 2009 has just become history as 2008 did a year ago.

The New Year also signified our journey to Orlando, Florida, our single trip over Winter Break.  For days I had been contemplating our vacation, which involved the EPCOT center, the Magic Kingdom, and Sea World on three days.  Now, the time had finally come.

We wished to wak at 6:00 to get an early start on our 10 hour road trip, but we felt tired and woke at 6:30.  Excitedly, I drank my hot cocoa and ate my muffin.  Then, after breakfast, I helped my parents make last-minute checks and arrangements.  Then, we could depart for Orlando!

We started off going on a minor oad, then switched onto a local highway, I-40.  The highway then transitioned into I-95, where we would travel 514 miles before switching off to a smaller highway.

The 514 miles were even more tedious than they seemed.  For the first hour or so, my sister and I busied ourselves with spotting unusual incidents–for example, I spotted five choppers and a heliocraft, aircraft which we could not see at North Carolina.  Then, my mom inserted “Outliers” by Malcolm Gladwell into the disk, and we became intrigued about relaxation preventing heart disease, hockey players being born in the same month span, and Bill Gates and the Beatles practicing their ability 10,000 hours, the “magic number”.  At 11:00, my stomach started growling and we stopped at a McDonalds to have lunch before resuming on our journey.

The second part of our journey brought us through Jacksonville, Florida.  We all took a look at our surroundings, amazed by the bustling city.  My sister and I thought that we were almost there, but we had an hour and a half left.

My mom then inserted a Chinese T.V. series.  There were some parts of violence in the beginning (which I watched nervously), but then mostly talking in advanced Chinese which I could not completely understand (movie Chinese is even more advanced than Chinese used in conversation).  We returned to “Outliers”, but even that seemed boring with 500 miles past us and 50 more to go.

In the first four chapters of “Johnny Tremain“, Esther Forbes brings us 125 years back to colonial America and introduces us to Johnny Tremain (an arrogant silversmith apprentice), the family he serves (the Lapham family), and the two other apprentices (Dove and Dusty).  Johnny is assigned to recreate a silver bowl, but he messes up on a crucial part and has to finish the project on Sunday.  When Dove, Johnny’s biggest enemy, gives Johnny a cracked crucible, Johnny ends up burning his hand (the accident), thus disabling him from learning his trade.  Johnny goes to one of his distant relatives, a wealthy merchant, but is falsely accused of robbery and put to trial.  One of his friends, Rab, finds the finest lawyer in Boston, and Johnny wins the trial.

Johnny’s haughtiness stands out conspicuously before his accident with the cracked crucible.  For example, “Johnny’s ability made him semi-sacred.  He knew his power and reveled in it.  He could have easily made friends with stupid Dove, for Dove was lonely and admired Johnny as well as envied him.  Johnny preferred to bully him” (Forbes 4).  Only an haughty person (to put it mildly) would prefer to bully their inferiors over befriending them.  Also, when Mr. Hancock, one of Boston’s wealthiest merchants, arrived at the Laphams’ shop, Johnny tells the slave ” ‘Mind that horse doesn’t trample our flowers’ ” (Forbes 13) even when there aren’t any.  These are just a few examples of Johnny’s arrogant attitude before his accident.

Johnny’s actions immediately after his accident don’t differ with his previous actions (for example, when he scared Mr. Tweedie in the Laphams’ shop), but after he gets accustomed to his new life his personality instantly transforms.  After Mr. Hancock gives Johnny a bag of silver, Johnny thinks of Cilla and Isannah when he buys a picture book for Cilla and limes for Isannah.  Had the accident not occurred to Johnny, he would have spent all of his money on food, shoes, and books, which he didn’t really need.  Another example is when Rab gets Dr. Josiah Quincy, Boston’s best lawyer, to defend Johnny.  Johnny responds to Rab, ” ‘I could never pay him’ ” (Forbes 79).  Before his accident, Johnny wouldn’t have thought about the money and felt he deserved the opportunity.

Johnny’s accident that led to his crippled hand definitely alters his personality.  Before he gets injured, Johnny acts superciliously to everybody, including the Lapham girls, his fellow apprentices, and even Mr. Hancock and his master (an elderly and therefore venerable man).  After his pride went before the fall, though, Johnny starts being more humble to his friends, like Rab, and thinks of other people as well as himself.  It is because of his injury that Johnny truly realizes the importance of being humble.

My eyes slowly open as I get accustomed to my environment.  There’s a bright light shining outside the door, and I become aware of a figure in my room–my mom.  Oh yes, she’s preparing my clothes!  I sit up, stretch, and yawn, then slip my clothes on and brush my teeth.  My recent dentist appointment did not yield satisfying results, so I brush hard.  When I’m done, I come down the stairs, where half a muffin, sliced, is waiting for me.  After I stuff in all the muffin slices and gulp down my milk.

Then, my mom drives me to Morrisville Elementary.  My teeth are chattering all the way.  When we arrive at the school, we wait for some time, reviewing for an upcoming science quiz.  Suddenly, we hear a roaring of an engine, and the long yellow bus pulls in the parking lot.  I get out of the car, wave quickly to my mom, and run to the line for the bus.  On the bus, I sit down next to a sixth grader taking algebra, and close my eyes.  What are we going to learn today?  Will the science quiz be hard?  I wonder about some events on the bus.

RRRRR!  I wake up with a start from my nap.  It’s the bus’s engine; we’ve arrived at Enloe, our first stop, and are getting ready to go to Ligon.  Sleepily, I rub my eyes.  Some high schoolers have gotten off the bus.  I only know one of them, a freshman who went to Davis Drive last year.  I’ve been able to make the acquaintance of an eighth grader who takes Pre-Calculus at Enloe.  He’s getting off, too.

Soon, we arrive at Ligon.  Most of the Ligon kids look down upon us Carnage kids.  Ligon and Carnage are BIG rivals, especially in academics.  I think that Ligon will become 2008′s Carnage in a few years; with all the smart kids at Carnage no one would be at Ligon.

Ligon is only a few minutes away from Carnage.  I get off lethargically from the bus, with Roy and my friend Tony following.  It’s 7:20, and the bell hasn’t rang yet, so we go into the auditorium, where I talk a bit with some friends.  Then, when the bell rings, the eighth grade principal dismisses us. 

After a short stop at my locker, I walk quickly to Spanish I, my first class.  There are no core classes in Carnage, so electives take up about the same amount of time as regular classes.  Spanish I, unfortunately, is very far away from the Pirates hall, the 400 hall.  Most of the kids in my class are sixth and seventh graders, but I don’t care.  After the bell rings, we do the daily warm-up and an activity.

Next, we have to go to our homeroom.  My homeroom is Ms. Armstrong.  There, we watch the morning news show and stand up for the pledge of allegiance.  After that, we give Mrs. Armstrong some papers we were asked to sign.

My second period class is social studies, which borders Ms. Armstrong’s classroom.  Today we take some class notes out of a textbook.  Most people don’t like taking notes; I find no problem with it.  After that, the teacher asks us some questions.  Most of the questions our teacher asks have to do with logic more than social studies.

Third period is geography.  I expected a course in which students would prepare for the National Geography Bee (coming up in November), but I totally messed up the definition of “geography” and forgot to include the different cultures!  In Geography we do a TON of projects, which are pointless and boring, but some of the classwork is interesting.

Many changes have occurred to me and happened in my life recently.  For one, I switched schools, from the regular Davis Drive Middle School (with excellent teachers) to the GT magnet middle school Carnage–perfectly natural to satisfy my hopes to attend Enloe High School.  Then, my age turned from 11 to 12 two weeks ago (erm, I think we were also supposed to mourn over the lives lost when I was four *cough cough*).  My body cannot control my age change at all–nothing can.  But as I reflect over these changes, I am reminded over and over again about the one word that describes almost every aspect of me:  sensitivity.

Sensitivity applies to both my physical aspects and mental characteristics.  I’ve realized that a few days ago I picked a tie-dye shirt from 3rd grade.  I remember it was a medium sized shirt.  When I put it on it came two inches down my waist.  I’m surprised at how little times my mom’s been forced to go to Wal-Mart to find new clothes for me.  My height still hovers at around 5′, and I’m hoping for a growth spurt, but I did have the same wishes two years ago, and I grew an inch or so.  I’m still not taller than my mom (I’ve noticed many of my peers being taller than their parents, even their dads) and Roy can still stare me down.  On the bus everyone assumes I’m a sixth grader; when I tell them I’m in 8th grade they can guess that I’m young–all pointing to my height.  And my weight–well, let’s just put that my weight hasn’t changed for almost two years, and my sister is catching on fast, though I eat two times as much as she does and have never lost appetite before a meal.  My dad is even considering taking me to see the doctor about my weight.  Finally, the thing about crying:  it doesn’t take much to make me cry.  Normally a grade under 80 can do that.

Not only my physical characteristics but also my mental state reveals how much sensitivity fits me exactly.  Remember my travelogue at China, when I said I was bored at the toy store?  Well, here’s my actual confession: (I have to gather my courage to say this)  I can still become fascinated by LEGOs or even little Hot Wheels cars.  You know on some LEGO box labels when people write “Ages 5-12″?  I bet that two years later I still won’t have lost interest in LEGOs.  I still love to fantasize about “Toyworld” and “Playworld” with my sister.

But being so sensitive isn’t always a bad thing.  Whenever I’m awake in the night I am extra cautious if there’s a criminal in our house or not; when I’m in the bathroom I check all nooks and crannies before doing my business; and before I sleep I always look underneath my bed and in the closet to check for lurking figures.  And my sight and hearing aren’t bad either; even though I’ve had to get new glasses, when we went to Yellowstone the first animal we saw was seen by me.  (My parents had perfect vision with their glasses, and in 5th grade I was supposed to get glasses, but we postponed it. )  And I was the one who saw the grizzly bear hidden among the forests in the distance from a football field’s length away.  (Note here that I’m not trying to brag; if this is offensive, I apologize.)  Finally (and probably the most relieving to my parents) I don’t act like the stereotypical American teenager.  A stereotypical American teenager has better things to do than blog or do math games and math problems online; he/she spends most of their time watching TV shows, listening to his/her I-Pod,  excitedly playing their Nintendo DS or Wii, or  updating their Facebook page, MySpace page, or (oh god) Twittering.  (When I was in fifth grade I hadn’t even heard of those chimerical contraptions.  Twittering?  The first thing that came to mind was a real-life bird.)  I don’t let my mind sleep, my identity gradually be revealed, or my eyes get increasingly worse.  (Note:  I have a congenital astigmatism in my left eye.)

Most of all, my dislike of change makes me cling to my personalities of childhood, not to evolve to the adolescence period:  to obey my parents less than most teens do.  I NEVER give in to peer pressure.  I try to follow my parents’ instructions, and I will NEVER EVER forget my promise to afford the best house and car I can for them when I start earning my own money.  Some teenagers don’t listen to their parents’ commands.  They don’t know what the right thing for them is, no matter how much pain, boredom, or sadness it causes them.  They only know how to satisfy their own pleasures.  That is the wrong course of life.  So I think, it is my exaggerated sensitivity that will lead me on the right track. 

Back in 7th grade, in the middle of the school year my parents signed me up for Carnage Middle School.  Carnage is an AG Magnet Middle School, so if I would get accepted I would be in the same classroom as people in AG, and it also offers Algebra II as a course in 8th grade.  When we got back a letter from WCPSS, I immediately opened the letter and was overjoyed to discover that I could attend Carnage!  The rest of 7th grade passed very quickly, and before I knew it I had to say a sorrowful farewell to my 7th grade teachers, who I will remember forever.

On the first day of school at Carnage, I was shaken awake by my mom at 6:00.  Rubbing my eyes and yawning, I brushed my teeth lethargically, stuffed some slices of chocolate muffin into my mouth, and jumped into my mom’s car, which takes me to Morrisville Elementary.  Every day an Express bus stops at Morrisville Elementary, picking up everyone attending Carnage, Ligon, and Enloe (yes, we do have to share buses).  The first day of school everyone seemed awkward, with few friends they talk to.  I talk a bit with Roy and his friend Tony.  Then the bus pulls up, and we line up to board it.  The bus is already filled, so we must sit two-to-a-seat.  Enloe students sit in the back of the bus; the middle-school students occupy the front section.  I close my eyes, pining for rest as the bus rumbles on its way. 

After half an hour, we arrive at Enloe, which will always be our first stop.  The William G. Enloe High School is one of the best high schools in North Carolina.  It takes almost another half hour to wait for all the cars and buses to pass by, as the area is very busy.  I recognize this place from February when I took the SAT here. 

Soon, after loading, we pull up by Carnage.  This is not our usual second stop; the usual second stop is Ligon.  A bunch of students get off the bus and enter the side door.  On the first day of school, there are signs and posters instructing all eighth graders to report to the auditorium, which is (I think) bigger than Davis Drive’s auditorium.  I barely recognize anyone in the auditorium except for a few Davis Drive kids (who I will not name for security reasons).  A few minutes later, our 8th grade principal, Ms. Watson, calls students to follow their teachers to their classrooms based on what team they were on.  I am on the Pirates team, the AG team of 8th grade.  The Pirates team this year has over 120 students, even more than 7th grade at Davis Drive.  We are the last to be called.  I am in Ms. Armstrong’s, the language arts teacher, homeroom, so when Ms. Armstrong calls her homeroom to line up I squeeze through the aisle and get in the line.

We are lead to a classroom not far away from the auditorium, where we stop.  I notice some numbers on a pink slip of paper taped by the doorway, labeled Magnet Number, and wonder what that could refer to.  Ms. Armstrong shows us our seats by alphabetical order.  I don’t know anyone in my class, though I’ve seen one of the students in my homeroom at my Chinese school.

Next, we pass up our school supplies.  Because of the economic recession, many schools don’t have enough money to buy the needed supplies in the classroom, so us students are required to bring them.  Boys are supposed to bring a stack of paper.  I pass my stack up.

Then, Mrs. Armstrong leads us to the auditorium.  The teachers then give us a presentation about the rules of the team, the expectations, rewards/consequences, etc.  Ms. Church, the social studies teacher, also tells us that our first (and only, depending on our behavior) field trip will be to Bethabara in Old Salem, where Germans from Europe first settled in present-day North Carolina.  There will be two rotations:  one at the learning area and one doing hands-on activities.  The rotations will switch to the other station at around noon. 

Then, Ms. Armstrong explains to us our schedule for the first two days.  We will rotate around the team, doing activities at each place.  First, we go to Ms. Church, then Ms. Jerread (Spanish), then Ms. O’Rawe (Math), and finally Ms. Lucas (Science).  In the four core classes the teachers give us expectations for their classes, and in Ms. Jerread’s class we play a rules game.  During Ms. Jerread’s class the ecology teacher at Carnage, Ms. Knapp, picks the new students up and gives us a short 20-minute tour around the school campus.  We get to see Carnage’s greenhouse, a model wetland, and a model garden.  I think Carnage is the only middle school in Wake County which has it’s own greenhouse.  (That’s from Wikipedia, by the way, so you guys might want to double-check )

After we get to all our classes, school is over.  I am confused, and just happen to bump into Roy without his backpack.  He says we have to report to our bus rooms, so I quickly run after him.  Roy tells me our bus’s room (our bus is Route 567).  The teacher is the manager of the short stories elective at Carnage.  We have to wait for almost half an hour before the number 567 is announced on the loudspeaker.  The teacher tells us to protest to our bus driver to be on time.  We all shuffle out of the classroom, go down the stairs, and go out the side door to the bus loop, where we see the bus bearing the number 567 in black paint.  Then, we all find seats on the bus.  The bus is already full after arriving at Ligon.  (Enloe will be the next and last stop.)  I find an empty seat and talk to one of the new friends I’ve made, Eddy.  As the bus speeds towards home, I feel excited for the days that will follow at my new school.

I’m very sorry, but I’m not sure if I have enough time to write my travelogue in China in detail, as now school has started and I am busier than ever.  But I’m sure you would love to hear about my adventures, so sure.

Shanghai Museum:  The day we got back to Shanghai after a long train ride (almost 12 hours!) we visited the Shanghai Museum.  It had many classical sculptures, bronze works, and ceramics.  I was surprised when, in the ceramics section, I read that most works were found in Jingdezhu in Jiangxi, where my dad’s family lived.  My favorite part was the painting and calligraphy section.  I was astounded at the quality of artistry, and sometimes the quantity (some very long paintings were there).  They were very hard to paint!  I can never train my wrist to draw so well.

Nanjing Road (formerly Nanking Road) Malls, Round 1:  Okay, since the Shanghai Museum was located right next to this famous row of malls, my sister and mom just had to visit it.  My favorite part was in the New World Mall (or something like that), where there was a level specially for Madame Tussauds, where you got to see painted sculptures of famous people.  (I don’t know if I have time or not, but I might want to transfer some photos to make a short quiz ).  The cost was expensive, but the experience was totally worth it.  My sister’s outright favorite was Audrey Hepburn, who was outside the booth because of extreme popularity.  There were a lot of actors, but politicians like Barack Obama and the Clintons as well (I liked those people the most).  Then we went shopping and I forgot about that boring experience at the other mall, Shanghai’s First Department Store.

Cheng Hua Miao:  One of the most popular tourist attractions in Shanghai.  I thought that there would be this big building with small shops that sold antiques (I had a huge butterfly kite and a few classical pens from there), but there were actually row after row of small shops outdoors!  My sister bought a fan for her friend, who needed a birthday present.  Then we arrived at a lake.  I instantly saw some big goldfish there.  Then, suddenly, my sister saw a seabird!  It reached its empty beak in the water.  Its beak came back with a small goldfish!  The next thing I knew, the bird had swallowed it down.  There were also a few small turtles in the distance.  I wanted to find some frogs or toads, but there weren’t any.  After my sister got a shake at Dairy Queen’s, we went back.  The bird was still there!  Then, we went to taste the food, which is highly recommended.  After that, we headed to…

Nanjing Road (formerly Nanking Road) Malls, Round 2:  Nothing interesting at all, besides a few billion-dollar houses.  We did get to eat at a Western restaurant, though.  Its tuna salad sandwiches were quite good.  There, I saw a Ferrari with a sign on it!  I think it was test-driven.  If it was, more cars (like Lamborghini) that I didn’t see might have preceded it.  I also liked a gallery where four luxurious cars, two Ferraris and two Maseratis, were.  A few Americans were there admiring the cars as well.